Realization

Okay, I just realized that for years I have been living with this subconscious fear that if the microwave is on and there is nothing inside it the microwave will cook itself, causing an explosion. This is somewhat disconcerting. Also, I don't exactly understand Jason's Frosty the Showman request so someone else is going to have to take care of that. I'll be cancelling my yarmulke order.