11.18.2005

A story about where I work, kinda

So someone called today asking ridiculous dimong questions. For the most part, I am making up about 87% of the answers.

2 comments:

Marriecyers said...

Well if you want to knock it down to about 84% you should know its "diamonds" (sorry for the meanness but I had to) and as for answering questions, fake it til ya make it as they say, and tell them they really have to come and see the stones to get a true sense of them.

Jason said...

You're like a tour guide. Larry King is a small asian woman who speaks exclusively in signed language. We make shit up all the time. Interesting fact: the CNN Center is actually a fully fuctioning wig factory located in upstate ny.